Lindsay Lohan Early Released From Rehab At UCLA

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Lindsay Lohan has been cured of being an irresponsible coke addicted junkie and total fuck-up and is a free woman today. On July 6th, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab. But she is in LA and she is famous so instead she served 13 days in a private jail cell and three weeks in rehab, and she was released. Lindsay signed her rehab discharge papers on Tuesday early in the day and was out by evening. Lindsay’s first moments of freedom were a telephone call made to her mother Dina. Oh crap, she called her? Look, if Michael Lohan wants Lindsay to start making more money for him to steal again he need to put a hit on Dina, like, yesterday. LOL… I am sure after over a month in jail and rehab without a fix, Lindsay Lohan look like a half death junkie suffering from withdrawal because she is too nasty looking to sell her ass to get money to buy more drugs. Radaronline report:

Lindsay Lohan has been released from her court-ordered rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles, the facility the troubled starlet has called home since beginning her treatment there August 2, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Lohan, 24, was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to serve 90 days in jail, followed by 90 days of rehab for probation violations stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction.

Well, that was quick. After the short stint in jail stupid me actually thought for a moment that she would at the very least do her full rehab sentence. She served 13 and 22 days, respectively. The Mean Girls actress was spirited out a back door in to a waiting, chauffeur driven car. Jesus, this tard’s last movie went straight to cable. And the one before that that actually made it to a theater lost $2.3 million. Can we stop treating this bitch like the fucking President? Anyway, her newly found freedom might ot last too long. People report:

A hearing is set for Wednesday morning at a Beverly Hills courthouse before a new judge, Elden Fox, who may order additional out-patient care. As of now, Lohan also is subject to random drug and alcohol testing until the end of her probation term in August 2011, but those conditions could change at the hearing.

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $1 million for her first post-rehab interview. Sources familiar with her treatment say Lindsay Lohan’s UCLA medical bill was a whopping $40,000 a week. So she is going to need that money since she is essentially broke. As for now, after serving three weeks in a UCLA rehab center, Lindsay Lohan has been released and is free to start driving drunk again. Be careful, she is out there! Click on pictures to enlarge.

Her home for the past 22 days:

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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986 in New York City, New York, United States) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney’s 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. www.GutterUncensored.com

Miss Universe 2010 Jimena Navarrete Sexy Pictures

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Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was crowned the winner of Miss Universe 2010 on Monday at the Mandalay Bay Casino and Resort in Las Vegas. Jimena Navarrete sexy Mexican ass can illegally cross my border anytime because she is both stunning and poised. I can understand she was picked because she exemplifies the hot Latina type. No seriously, why don’t any of the illegals from Mexico ever look like this piece of ass? Oh yeah thats right, because none of the girls that look like that have the need to cross the border to look for a job. Also, America let in hotties no hassle as in the case of Jimena Navarrete to compete in beauty pageant in Vegas. And to do anything else they wish because hot chicks is American as fully automatic assault rifles and apple pie. So Jimena is all American. LOL…

Anyway, she promises to act as an ambassador for her native country, and talks about the importance of family values.” I want to whole world to know about my country and my people,” she said, after beating out 82 other competitors from around the world. Miss Puerto Rico 2010, Mariana Morales, was said to be the favorite but she only made it to the top ten, while Miss USA was eliminated early in the competition. Miss Jamaica Yendi Phillipps was the first runner-up, Miss Australia Jesinta Campbell, was the second runner-up, while Miss Ukraine Anna Poslavska, and Miss Philippines Venus Raj were at the third and fourth runner-up respectively. Jimena Navarrete seems like a wonderful choice for the Ms. Universe 2010 winner. All that is left now is some racy photos and a potential sex tape…right? Check out her pictures along with the videos from the pageant below. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Here are the videos:

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Jimena (Ximena) Navarrete Rosete (born February 22, 1988 in Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico) is a Mexican beauty pageant titleholder and Miss Universe 2010. On August 23, 2010, Navarrete was named Miss Universe 2010, making her the second Mexican delegate to win the title, after Lupita Jones in 1991. www.GutterUncensored.com

Born and raised in Guadalajara, Navarrete studied nutrition prior to her participation in beauty pageants. She was crowned Nuestra Belleza Jalisco on July 16, 2009 in her hometown, and subsequently, she won the national title of Nuestra Belleza México as well, besting thirty-three other contestants during the 16th edition of that event, held September 20, 2009 in Mérida, Yucatán. That night, Navarrete became the second consecutive winner from Jalisco, following Karla Carrillo, the outgoing titleholder and a close friend who encouraged her to participate in the pageant. GutterUncensored.com

Armed Unwelcome Man With Two Knives Arrested At Paris Hilton’s Home

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Rachel Bilson Cowgirl Bikini Pictures In Hawaii With Cameltoe

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Here is super hottie Rachel Bilson over the weekend in Hawaii looking freaking hot in these sexy bikini candids. Rachel Bilson is the type of girl you’ve all dreamed of since you were 12 year-old with a perfect balance between sexiness and beauty. Rachel hit the beach Saturday in a range of different bikinis, all very tiny. She and her younger sisters, Rosemary and Hattie, played on the sand, and they also put on snorkeling gear to explore under the water. Rachel’s off enjoying a vacation with her family after the news broke recently that her engagement to Hayden Christensen is officially over. The newly single Hayden is throwing himself back onto the social scene, while Rachel’s been staying more low key.

It sounds like Hayden wasn’t pulling through and Rachel decided she had to move on. I hate to play the blame game, but Rachel probably got impatient after two years of waiting around for a big wedding so kicked Hayden to the curb. Well deserved, considering she can do far better than Mr. Underachiever. Let’s just hope these two don’t end up like Jude Law and Sienna Miller. Anyway, Rachel is wearing a cowboy hat and itsy bitsy, teenie weenie bikinis. There really isn’t much to say here, I don’t have words… Rachel Bilson’s incredible ass has rendered me speechless. Not to even mention that insane blade cameltoe in the black bikini bottom. That shape thing is like a razor! Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Rachel Sarah Bilson (born August 25, 1981 in Los Angeles, California, U.S.A.) is an American actress. Bilson grew up in a California show business family, and made her television debut in 2003, subsequently becoming well-known for playing Summer Roberts on the prime time drama series The O.C. Bilson made her film debut in the 2006 film The Last Kiss and starred in the 2008 action/sci-fi film Jumper. www.GutterUncensored.com

Elin Nordegren Is A Single Rich White Female With Topless Modeling Pictures

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Six years ago, Elin Nordegren married Tiger Woods. They got married on October 5, 2004, which didn’t dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores, pornstars, sluts, professional mistress and cocktail waitresses before, during, and since. During that time, Elin sat at home, look pretty, got impregnated twice, and clapped on the golf course. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce and she is now at least $100 million richer. RadarOnline report:

It was ice cold between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren at the courthouse as the couple finalized their divorce on Monday. “Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the room,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “Publicly they didn’t say a word to each other.” “They didn’t even look at each other.” At approximately 3 p.m. ET Elin was heading back to her Orlando-area home. She was subdued after the divorce was finalized in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Florida. The couple lives in Orange County. In Florida a couple is allowed to file for divorce outside of the county where they reside. Tiger and Elin married October 5, 2004. The divorce petition says the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” The divorce papers reveal that Tiger and Elin reached a settlement on July 3 and 4th. The Martial Settlement Agreement they signed also includes a parenting plan.

The financial terms were not disclosed, and past reports have been all over the place, claiming her deal will range anywhere from 100 million to 750 million. Tiger marrying Elin might go down as one of the biggest blunders of all time. Just think about it, he could have been a richer version of Derek Jeter, fighting off blowjobs everyday of his life but no, he just had to go and get married. Now he has an ex-wife who he will have to write the biggest check in his life to and two kids that will most certainly grow up to hate him. ESPN report:

“Tiger Woods and his Swedish-born wife officially divorced Monday, nine months after his middle-of-the night car crash outside their home set off shocking revelations that the world’s most famous athlete had been cheating on her through multiple affairs.…

The lawyers for Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a statement that the divorce became official Monday in Bay County Circuit Court. Terms of the divorce were not disclosed, except that they will share parenting of their two children, ages 3 and 1.”

Reporters tried to talk to Elin Nordegren after the divorce proceedings, but she was unavailable for comment due to the fact that she was dancing on top of a car throwing diamonds into the crowd and doing that thing with her hands where she pretends to make it rain. Ever the emotionless robot, Tiger posted this statement on his website:

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

Then after that it says, “Ms. Nordegren was represented by…”, and lists a bunch of law firms. It’s really touching. And Tiger was represented by his long time general counsel, just like at the ending of a fairy tale. Anyway, apparently Elin Nordegrens’ divorce to Tiger Wood became official today. Oh really? I didn’t even know they were having problems. LOL… Now Tiger can have all the whore pussy his heart desire. Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensored.com

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Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren (born January 1, 1980 in Stockholm, Sweden) is the wife of professional golfer Tiger Woods. www.GutterUncensored.com